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[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

(Shut up. I'm the Admin. Thhhhppt.)

It's late (five in the morning) and it's too big (4,980 words) and I'm disappointed that I only got a chance to write one, sigh. But clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. So.

I give you Number Eight.

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[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry--I'm not actually interested in sucking your penis. No, I only wanted to lick this wall over here, perhaps take a few samples. You see, this might be a crime scene. Please--if you'd just put your member away, thank you kindly."

That's my boy! And Ray? What a romantic: saving a little keepsake from their first, er...date. :)

I'm so glad you've apparently stopped sleeping at night, Cesca, especially if this is the result.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

That was the quote that got me laughing out loud. And Fraser's "Kiss me" had me on the floor. Where I proceeded to writhe happily as I read on. How do you make the cliché of "we're being watched, make it look good" so fresh and hot and wonderful?

Oh, right. You're Speranza! :)