“Oh, that’s a poor excuse for a ghost. There’s no need to lose your dignity like that.”

“Dad, unless you have a costume suggestion, could you kindly leave?”

His father looked affronted. “I’m just making conversation.”

“I don’t suppose you’re dressing up?”

“I’m a ghost, son. That would be a tad redundant.”

Hee! And Ray goes as "himself." I half expected that to mean that he would go as "Kowalski" but he never really wore the Vecchio suit, did he?

Absolutely hilarious. I loved it. ^_^