Anyway, 'crazy things' is how I ended up handcuffed to a sternum

*blinks*

*bursts out laughing*

Very good Rayism! *g*

And I loved this:

(Another irony? Mr. It Only Takes An Extra Second normally carries a handcuff key on his
uniform, but this trip he wasn't wearing it. So even the Great Preparo was unprepared, which
means I don't have to beat myself up too bad for not being up to snuff.)

The Great Preparo, huh? *G*

I think you really captured Ray--his philosophy and the way he expresses himself. Lovely response to the challenge.