Maybe there was a Mountie code, in the Mountie book, taught on your first day of Mountie school in Mountieland.

I want to visit Mountieland! Just think... wow! LOL

Really nice! This was a lot of fun. I could really hear Fraser's voice in this, you have him nailed I think. Especially here:

"Do you really find it tacky, Ray? Because actually I thought - well, it would take a bit of getting used to, naturally - but I thought it could possibly, in the future of course not at this very moment, but I thought it might actually be considered rather stylish."

Nice job!