Heh. "Don't keep stalking that random Scottish girl, there's no future in it," they said. "No, no," I said, "if I keep humiliating Fraser enough, eventually, SHE WILL LOVE ME."

Oh, but I have to admit about the a,b,3. That's not my joke. It's been around a long time (I think he may even say it on the show? Or am I making that up.) It was just so appropriate here I couldn't resist.

Also, your ICON! WHOOWEE! Wash my back. That is just smutty.