Mwahahahaha! {insert scary vampire laugh here} This sucks! (Hee! Sorry, couldn't resist.) The toothpaste had me on the floor. I thought for sure it was going to be Novocaine, you know, and that would have kind of ruined the sex. Heh. But the toothpaste, and the banter with the sockpuppet--hilarious. Bad in a good way! :)