Bwahahaha! Oh my God. You completely cracked me up. Woman, you should write for television like this. Well, there really is no television like Due South, but there could be again, couldn't there? I'm sure there are shows even now that would benefit from your wickedly precise, devastating humor. You wield it like a rapier! En garde!

*LOVES*

(Also--I will never look at soup the same way again. Talk about queering the menu! :) Rated: Twelve little pasta stars on a scale of one to ten.