Embarrassing confession: I made the mistake of writing down the end first, and when I got near the beginning I'd blanked on the soup thing. All I had in the notes to explain it was the words I HATE SOUP

I was sitting there going "WTF soup? How did soup get into this? It seems to be some sort of... but why?" for entire terrifying minutes before it finally came back to me. And even then it wasn't until later that I remembered that Fraser had just been recommending soup, and not actually offering to make it.

I want to read the second part of this, where they actually get to the real gay bar!

*eyes go wide* oh, good idea! You write it!