just so you know, you won the argument i had with myself about reading this. it went...

me: f/k/v? eh, i'm not really into that.
me: but it's brooklinegirl. and rimming! the chances that it is super hot are exponentially high!
me: yeah, but... what about my otp?
me: fuck your otp!
me: well, you are very convincing, me. i will read it.

and, yeah, hot. you rule.