Agh! I'm--this was--and you--I barely got out alive! So, so hot, such great character voices, such fun Vecchio narration, such great chemistry amongst the boys, and did I mention it was hot? Because, wow. I think my monitor got singed.

If I were to quote my favorite lines, I'd probably use every one of the Kowalski observations, particularly:

Kowalski was easy like a twist-off top.

and:
Kowalski pushed himself up onto his side to look at him, a slow, slutty grin spreading across his face as he took in the whole picture.

But also, Vecchio's hilarious rationalizations:
That was weird. And wrong. And it wasn't hot at all - it was just so disgusting - but Ray's hand was wrapped around his dick anyway, moving slowly, not jerking himself off, not really, just - stroking. Just because it felt good. Not because he was getting off on the thought of…that.

Hee! Sluttily irresistible Kowalski and incandescently happy rimming Fraser and snarkily amused Dief... yeah, poor Vecchio will never win an argument in that household. Lucky him!