OH MY GOD. This part KILLED me. PERFECT, and I can't seem to stop capitalizing.
"Well, that's the troubling thing. I agree that Ray Vecchio was a fine figure of a man. But it seems I can't be around this new Ray for more than five minutes without developing this very strong, well-nigh uncontrollable desire to bend him over a desk."
Dief sniffed as they walked along.
"Oh, because your remarks about mating are never crude."
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"Well, that's the troubling thing. I agree that Ray Vecchio was a fine figure of a man. But it seems I can't be around this new Ray for more than five minutes without developing this very strong, well-nigh uncontrollable desire to bend him over a desk."
Dief sniffed as they walked along.
"Oh, because your remarks about mating are never crude."