lorem_ipsum: (psychopath by icarion)
lorem_ipsum ([personal profile] lorem_ipsum) wrote in [community profile] ds_flashfiction 2007-08-29 04:53 am (UTC)

Mesmerizing!

"All I'm interested in is the safe return of my friend. Now you are going to tell me what's going on, or my lupine companion here is going to have your balls for breakfast. Do you understand me, Detective D. R. Becker?"

(Hot!)

" 'Maintain the Right.' Tsk. Kids today."

Hot!

He whistles a little tune. Doesn't know what it is, he heard it somewhere. He nestles the muzzle of the Beretta against the soft under part of his jaw, back by his throat, and he pulls the trigger.

eep

Oddly, the perpetrator seemed most interested in shop-lifting a snorkel, a large bottle of canola oil, and fifty feet of Ace bandage. Fraser and the responding peace officer couldn't help but be intrigued, but Diefenbaker really didn't want to know.

hee hee hee

The gun goes, "click."

*stops holding breath* oh, thank god.

"Why are you here, why are you here, why are you here," and he squeezes his eyes shut and tries the gun again, but Fraser's got hold of his wrist now

*tearing up* oh, Ray!

Fraser couldn't get enough of rescuing Ray. But Ray could.

*jaw drops* Oh, man. Oh, this is the best thing that fanfic can do, IMO-- that point where it all turns inside out and shows you canon anew. Wow. Thank you.

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