Shrink Ray = best pun ever! And if you hadn't said "no puns please" I wouldn't have realized it was a pun at all, and would therefore have missed out on 10 minutes of laughter. Also, world's tiniest hard-on whenever Fraser picks him up = hysterical. I love how the toad venom and the dominatrix are not even the weird parts of the story. Very entertaining - I love your crack!fic.