Whee! Poor Fraser, being abducted in his longjohns! Poor Dief, belatedly guilty about accepting bribes in jelly donuts! Poor Ray, under attack by a romantically inclined cherry lollipop (nice one)! Poor not quite completely clueless Fraserclone, with no life of his own and not even a compensation Ray! But even the aliens got happy endings! ::twirls:: YAY!

(While the sample size is limited, research tends to indicate that alien abductions trigger a sharp increase in the amount of exclamatory punctuation, measured on a !-per-paragraph scale... full abstract p. 34.)