Fraser shook his head. "It was unconscionable for you to steal my life away from me and deceive my friends and coworkers." He gave them his full, righteous glare. "If you persist in this course, I will be unfair."

The aliens gasped.

"I will be partial!"

"That's telling 'em, son!"

This whole story was awesome -- I loved the canon references, the non-clunky self-referentialness of the sort you'd get in episodes, and the breezy, confident tone.