I had this brief, intensely masochistic desire to continue this story by using the subsequent challenges, as I've always been one to make my life as difficult as possible. This would, of course, present several immediate problems: 1)I'm on vacation from Saturday to Saturday next week and won't have computer access and 2) no doubt the next challenge will involve dogsledding and/or sex toys and bondage, so it....

....wait, wait. Just figured out how to use those. Hmmmmmmmmmm.......