\Frannie!/ OMG, she would be the best stand-up comic ever. And all the malaprops would just make it better! She should totally get famous and go on tour and have fun and hot male groupies and horribly embarrass her brother and not-brother and ex-lust object by going on and on about them on national TV.
if you had x-ray vision, you'd know. You'd know, without a moment of a doubt, that I am the kind of girl who can smile when I'm crying on the inside, the kind of girl who can marinade a side of lamb and still smell like rosemary. But even when I look gorgeous -- and admit it, don't I clean up nice? -- on the outside... even then, if you had x-ray vision, you'd still see me. You'd see I'm the kind of girl who didn't do my laundry this week
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if you had x-ray vision, you'd know. You'd know, without a moment of a doubt, that I am the kind of girl who can smile when I'm crying on the inside, the kind of girl who can marinade a side of lamb and still smell like rosemary. But even when I look gorgeous -- and admit it, don't I clean up nice? -- on the outside... even then, if you had x-ray vision, you'd still see me. You'd see I'm the kind of girl who didn't do my laundry this week
Oh Frannie. Just...that's just perfect. ♥