"Fraser! We are not turning ourselves in for having sex! Sex is my God-given right as an American, along with automatic weapons, baseball and junk food."
Bwahahahaha! Vintage Vecchio!

I also love the randomness of Vecchio refusing Dief's toothbrush request.

However, I deeply regret the lack of porny goodness at the end. Cause you pushed all my kink buttons and then took it away. Sequel? *hopeful whimper*