Heh - what a fun idea, Elaine's version.
"So, Elaine, did you give them the files?"

"Sure, Lieutenant. Just like you asked."

"Excellent. That should keep them occupied for a while."

"Yes, sir. But I thought we were all supposed to pretend that Vecchio --"

"Shh, yes, Ms. Besbriss, but Fraser's no fool. He might as well know. It's not like he's going to, oh, take tooth impressions or measure the new guy's nose."

"Heh, of course not, Lieu! What a funny idea!"