Only heresy if you claim to belong to the church. I just like the things you run across in them. I was once terribly impressed (and a little turned on) by the size of a guy's dictionary. No innuendo required, the thing was four inches thick.

But now I have a compact OED of my own, and there's little cooler than that.

Me, I don't care much about olives, and you should hear the guff I get for that! Thank you kindly anyway!