Oh, God. Change the songs and you have a Jewish wedding, too. You captured the excesses of the wedding with perfection - the Viennese table in particular made me snort - and the ambiance, the music - well, just wonderful. Not to mention the photo link, which could have been my brother in 1979 (and who, not incidentally, has lost all his hair, too, though the nose remains).

Fascinated by the "not white enough" thread. And then you slid that damn bartender in when I wasn't looking. Brava, bravissima, amica mia.