And Fraser looked kind of pissed-off, too, which made no sense, unless --

"Fuck," said Ray, "you're queer."

Fraser nodded. "As the proverbial three-dollar bill," he said.

Oh my god, this exchange was so perfect, so RayandFraser. So very hugely amusing.

And quite the image you paint for us here:

He backed up to check the rest of the Look. Breasts swelled under his old black tank, one hell of a perky rack, if he did say so himself. His hips and ass were also nicely padded, filling out his old jeans in interesting ways.

I also particularly liked the way his tattoo altered. Heart-shaped, indeed.

And the end...well, I was totally unprepared for it and came very, very close to doing a spit-take. Lt. Welsh with PMS. Now there's a thought.