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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Fluff in honour of my very first Halloween in the boondocks (wish mine was as exciting *g*).



"Ben, this sucks."

"Well, I told you, Ray."

"I mean, the cabin's well lit..."

"Yes, but there's what, five miles of darkness to get to our well-lit cabin?"

"Point."

"And I told you not to buy fifteen pounds of chocolate!"

"I know...."

"Ray, I know you're feeling homesick."

"It's just that I've always given out treats!"

"Perhaps this year you'll need to settle for tricks..."

"Hmm... fifteen pounds of chocolate and a Mountie..."

"Actually, if you want, I can be something else this year. Something that doesn't require... so much clothing.

Comments

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

He-he-he-he-he, oh that's funny, truly. Fifteen pounds of chocolate and a naked mountie. You realize that is not an image I should have in my head while passing out M&Ms to the kiddies, right?

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Enjoy the kiddies, I've got more chances of opening my door to a couple of cows, a coyote, and some feral cats than I am of seeing ghosts and vampires tonight. :-)

Thanks for the FB!

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

The only advice my mom gave me when I bought my house was "Don't be cheap on Halloween - kids have long memories." I am now the house that gives out 'good' candy, full-sized candy bars. And I haven't had to shovel my walk since I moved in three years ago :-)

[auburnnothenna.livejournal.com]

fifteen pounds of chocolate and a Mountie...

Everybody's favorite fantasy. And, hey, welcome to booneyland! The banging and growling at two in the morning is just the raccoon that visits the garbage can every night.

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the FB!

As for 'coons, they're not nearly as pesky as I thought they'd be. Deer eating my wildflowers is a bigger problem! *laughs*

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

Fraser's just got to get him acclimated, that's all... ;)

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hee! Fifteen pounds of chocolate and a naked Fraser, now that's my idea of a good Halloween! ::g::

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweet and hot, and in so few words! Nice!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Heh. Cute. I sympathize with Ray, but I think he'll get over it.