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ds_flashfiction2003-10-31 05:56 pm
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Fluff in honour of my very first Halloween in the boondocks (wish mine was as exciting *g*).
"Ben, this sucks."
"Well, I told you, Ray."
"I mean, the cabin's well lit..."
"Yes, but there's what, five miles of darkness to get to our well-lit cabin?"
"Point."
"And I told you not to buy fifteen pounds of chocolate!"
"I know...."
"Ray, I know you're feeling homesick."
"It's just that I've always given out treats!"
"Perhaps this year you'll need to settle for tricks..."
"Hmm... fifteen pounds of chocolate and a Mountie..."
"Actually, if you want, I can be something else this year. Something that doesn't require... so much clothing.
"Ben, this sucks."
"Well, I told you, Ray."
"I mean, the cabin's well lit..."
"Yes, but there's what, five miles of darkness to get to our well-lit cabin?"
"Point."
"And I told you not to buy fifteen pounds of chocolate!"
"I know...."
"Ray, I know you're feeling homesick."
"It's just that I've always given out treats!"
"Perhaps this year you'll need to settle for tricks..."
"Hmm... fifteen pounds of chocolate and a Mountie..."
"Actually, if you want, I can be something else this year. Something that doesn't require... so much clothing.
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Enjoy the kiddies, I've got more chances of opening my door to a couple of cows, a coyote, and some feral cats than I am of seeing ghosts and vampires tonight. :-)
Thanks for the FB!
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