Silly Seven Sins Drabble

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

No nutritional content, but I was bored. Besides, here's one country not yet heard from...
(By the way, eerily appropriate icon by the Tremendously Talented and Clever tarar...)


::Hungrygimmegimmmegimme
dinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinner--
Foodfoodfoodmm mm mmm mm mm—
Gone, gone, all gone, want more!
Mmmoremoremoremore. More! MORE!
What? No? No more?::

"!!! !!! No !!!!!!! Dief, !!!!"

::Hey! Shinyboots! Look this way! I can't--::

"!!!! No!!!!!!! Dief!!!!"

::Shinyboots, I want MORE--::

"!!!!!"

::Fine. Let me starve. Jerk::

"///// Fraser! //////"

::Oooh, good, yay, happyhappy, It's Pointyhair!
Pointyhair! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Gimme! Gimme! Shareshareshare, c'mon, c'mon::

"//// donuts."

::No? Donuts? No donuts? Pizza? Pizza?pizzapizzapizza?::

"Ray, !!!!! Diefenbaker !!!!!!!!!"

::No? Why no? Why no? pizza? Why no? donuts? Whywhywhy?::

"!!!!!!!, Dief. Sit!"

::Screw that, you alpha wannabe. I'm outta here!::

Comments

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

So happy to cheer you up! Thanks for the nice comment.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

It's rumored we have cocker spaniel genes on my mother's side. Thanks, m'dear.

And by the way, where are y'all getting these kick-ass DS icons?

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Aha! I made you gigglesnort!~ Yippee!!!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Aww.I give you a virtual doggy lick in thanks!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Ah, privilege, privelege, shmivelege. Who cares? Have a donut!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::shlurp:: I love you too!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Thanks you kindly!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::helps you up:: Here, have a donut!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::Arf!::

Dief thanks you, and so do I. Glad you enjoyed!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

"Cat startler." Now there's a calling...
So happy you enjoyed this. Yeah, he's deaf when it suits him.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a kid's show...."Fraser's cabin, starring Pointyhair and Shinyboots!"

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard* oh god, brava. Pointyhair and Shinyboots better watch out.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, dogs do cut to the chase, don't they? Thanks so much for commenting.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

More likely he'd know them as "Food Bringer" or "Smelly Shoes" or "Scratches Me" or "Likes to Walk."
Got any jelly-filled donuts?

[katyabaturinsky.livejournal.com]

Brilliant, m'dear -- the selective hearing, hilariously descriptive names, and rampaging, out-of-control id just killed me. That's Dief in a nutshell.

[engenda.livejournal.com]

There was so much hee! I love Dief. PointyHair and Shinyboots.

This really made my day.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Oddly, "rampaging, out of control id" often describes me, too....hmmm.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

So much hee!
Heh, you've made my evening.

[threequarters.livejournal.com]

Oh man, now my roommate thinks I'm crazy for laughing so hard.

This made a cold rainy day much better. Thank you

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

OMFG, Shay! This is absolutely hilarious!!! Dief is the perfect subject for Gluttony!!

You are so funny! I *heart* you!!!

[zebra363.livejournal.com]

"//// donuts."

Pizza? Pizza?pizzapizzapizza?

What a perfect way to write dog/wolf thoughts.

I am constantly amazed at the brilliant, original ideas that you dS writers keep coming up with!

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

OMG - this is greatness!! I'm laughing into my coffee (which is a feat this early in the a.m.).

Loved this so much!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so happy it made you laugh! Thanks for letting me know.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks. I heart you back!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

You know, there's something about the reality/magic realism style of the canon that breeds this sort of stuff. There are episodes where the camera shows things from the wolf's perspective, and hears garbled words with his bad hearing, so this is just one tiny step beyond that. Boy, I love that show.