Silly Seven Sins Drabble

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

No nutritional content, but I was bored. Besides, here's one country not yet heard from...
(By the way, eerily appropriate icon by the Tremendously Talented and Clever tarar...)


::Hungrygimmegimmmegimme
dinnerdinnerdinnerdinnerdinner--
Foodfoodfoodmm mm mmm mm mm—
Gone, gone, all gone, want more!
Mmmoremoremoremore. More! MORE!
What? No? No more?::

"!!! !!! No !!!!!!! Dief, !!!!"

::Hey! Shinyboots! Look this way! I can't--::

"!!!! No!!!!!!! Dief!!!!"

::Shinyboots, I want MORE--::

"!!!!!"

::Fine. Let me starve. Jerk::

"///// Fraser! //////"

::Oooh, good, yay, happyhappy, It's Pointyhair!
Pointyhair! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Gimme! Gimme! Shareshareshare, c'mon, c'mon::

"//// donuts."

::No? Donuts? No donuts? Pizza? Pizza?pizzapizzapizza?::

"Ray, !!!!! Diefenbaker !!!!!!!!!"

::No? Why no? Why no? pizza? Why no? donuts? Whywhywhy?::

"!!!!!!!, Dief. Sit!"

::Screw that, you alpha wannabe. I'm outta here!::

Comments

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

::Oooh, good, yay, happyhappy, It's Pointyhair!


Marry me?

*bats eyelashes*

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Aha! I have discovered your nefarious secret...

...you're trying to amass a harem.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

::snerk::

Oh, thank you. I really needed that today.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige!

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Oh, Lord, that's funny!

::squealing in delight::

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Hee! If I made you giggle, my day is complete.

[akite.livejournal.com]

LOL, good one, Shay. That's one sinful half-wolf there.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd take him to be washed in the blood of the Lamb, but he'd probably drink it.
::oookay, not too sacreligious there, was I?::

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

::Oooh, good, yay, happyhappy, It's Pointyhair!
Pointyhair! Donuts! Donuts! Donuts! Gimme! Gimme! Shareshareshare, c'mon, c'mon::

*dies*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::revives you with pizza::

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

::Shinyboots, I want MORE--::

Yep, this sounds like Dief, alright... :g:

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Sadly, also sounds like me when I diet. Thanks!

[ezust.livejournal.com]

I am howling over this!! You have utterly made my rainy, exhausted, miserable week. I love you madly. Thank you so much!!!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

So happy to cheer you up! Thanks for the nice comment.

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

I ADORE this. The syntax!!! God, what an absolutely perfect canine syntax!

I join the queue of eligible women in your harem!!!

[elmyraemilie.livejournal.com]

Love your icon!

[ladysorka]

*gigglesnort*

Oh, this is perfect. *g*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Aha! I made you gigglesnort!~ Yippee!!!

[sensine.livejournal.com]

Pointyhair + Shinyboots *faintsfaintsfaints*
Perfect woof!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Aww.I give you a virtual doggy lick in thanks!

[elmyraemilie.livejournal.com]

OMG!

::howls::

Pointyhair and Shinyboots? Oh, yes. Give the wolf a donut, someone.

::joins queue for harem privileges::

::despite the fact that she misspelled privi...prive...whatever::

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Ah, privilege, privelege, shmivelege. Who cares? Have a donut!

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

I love you lots.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::shlurp:: I love you too!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles like crazy*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Thanks you kindly!

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair, laughing*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::helps you up:: Here, have a donut!

[ilexa.livejournal.com]

Pointyhair?!?!/

*dies laughing*

That's truly, truly outstanding. Wonderfully done. Yay Dief!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

::Arf!::

Dief thanks you, and so do I. Glad you enjoyed!

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Oh, you made me laugh so loud I startled the cat. What a great wolf-voice! I love that selective hearing.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

"Cat startler." Now there's a calling...
So happy you enjoyed this. Yeah, he's deaf when it suits him.

[lynnmonster.livejournal.com]

You crack. me. up.

What a fantastic way to start my day. "Pointyhair" and "Shinyboots" indeed!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a kid's show...."Fraser's cabin, starring Pointyhair and Shinyboots!"

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*laughing so hard* oh god, brava. Pointyhair and Shinyboots better watch out.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yeah, dogs do cut to the chase, don't they? Thanks so much for commenting.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

More likely he'd know them as "Food Bringer" or "Smelly Shoes" or "Scratches Me" or "Likes to Walk."
Got any jelly-filled donuts?

[katyabaturinsky.livejournal.com]

Brilliant, m'dear -- the selective hearing, hilariously descriptive names, and rampaging, out-of-control id just killed me. That's Dief in a nutshell.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Oddly, "rampaging, out of control id" often describes me, too....hmmm.

[engenda.livejournal.com]

There was so much hee! I love Dief. PointyHair and Shinyboots.

This really made my day.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

So much hee!
Heh, you've made my evening.

[threequarters.livejournal.com]

Oh man, now my roommate thinks I'm crazy for laughing so hard.

This made a cold rainy day much better. Thank you

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so happy it made you laugh! Thanks for letting me know.

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

OMFG, Shay! This is absolutely hilarious!!! Dief is the perfect subject for Gluttony!!

You are so funny! I *heart* you!!!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Aw, shucks. I heart you back!

[zebra363.livejournal.com]

"//// donuts."

Pizza? Pizza?pizzapizzapizza?

What a perfect way to write dog/wolf thoughts.

I am constantly amazed at the brilliant, original ideas that you dS writers keep coming up with!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

You know, there's something about the reality/magic realism style of the canon that breeds this sort of stuff. There are episodes where the camera shows things from the wolf's perspective, and hears garbled words with his bad hearing, so this is just one tiny step beyond that. Boy, I love that show.

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

OMG - this is greatness!! I'm laughing into my coffee (which is a feat this early in the a.m.).

Loved this so much!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

(and I love you!)
Thanks, dear. Now, don't spill the coffee...