For the "Double-take" Challenge - by Shay

I must have spring fever. Or something.



"What on earth possessed you?" Fraser pinched the bridge of his nose. A perfectly lovely morning, and already he had a raging headache. "We're supposed to be working here!"

He got nothing but silence and a completely false expression of innocence in return.

"Could you -- would you please put it down and listen to me? For heaven's sake, we're at the museum to find a thief, and here you've gone and taken something that doesn't belong to you!"

His partner snorted arrogantly and dropped the object in question, which made a soft thwapping noise as it dropped onto the marble floor. Fraser watched, aghast, as it rolled to a stop against a pillar.

"Oh dear," he said, bending to retrieve it. "I hope it isn't damaged—"

His companion murmured something, eyes flashing in disdain.

"A date?" Benton gasped. "You're on a date? I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my life. The two of you, you know, you're not even—"

He stopped at a caustic reply.

"Well, yes, all right, I suppose so," Fraser continued, chastened. "I mean, yes, I know I'm not one to talk, Ray and I are hardly the usual pairing." He sighed deeply. "But really, Diefenbaker, all this sneaking around…"

The wolf whuffed softly and Fraser softened. Dief sounded almost embarrassed.

"Ah," Fraser said, regarding him in a different light. "I didn’t realize it was that serious. All right." He bent and placed the turtle gently back in Dief's mouth. "Just be home before eleven. You know how Ray gets about his little girl."

[identity profile] tex.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, Ray's little girl in Dief's mouth! That's just so sweet for some (odd) reason. This made me smile.

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahah!

Dief is embarrassed about his woobie love for Speedy!

This was great.

[identity profile] brooklinegirl.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
OTP = Dief/Ray's Turtle

I know I should find this worrisome about you, Shay, but they are just so meant-to-be!

[identity profile] kelliem.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, Shay, put DOWN the crack pipe...

Um...

On second though, don't. This was hysterical. ;-D

[identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, whatever you're smoking?

bring it with you next week, ok?

*G*

TURTLE + DIEF = OTP 4EVA!!!!111!!!!

[identity profile] lovekeller.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Very cute. Love Fraser talking to Dief like that.
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[identity profile] beledibabe.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You ::pointing finger:: are one sick, sick puppy.

Which is one of the reasons we love you.

New kink = Dief/turtle.

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you mean I'm not already in the Demented Corner?

*follows you quickly*

[identity profile] kelliem.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You should definitely use this (http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4302962/detail.html) turtle for your icon image. ;-D
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[identity profile] doll-revolution.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
heee! so sweet and cute!

and it's cool that they're dating, 'cause it show dief is honorable.

^__^

[identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeeeeeee.

[identity profile] elishavah.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
::sniggers::

True love is so adorable. But, Dief, no dropping of the turtle!

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2005-03-24 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
How womantic.
Is it twue what they say about you tuwtles?
Oh, it's twue! It's twue!
[/end "Blazing Saddles" ripoff]

This was very funny and, dare I say it, cute. Loved it.
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[personal profile] reginagiraffe 2005-03-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!!

They're *dating*!

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[personal profile] china_shop 2005-03-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee! This is wonderful! *hearts*

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