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ok...
my first time to post anything here.
and my first fic EVER...
so if something doesn't turn out right, or something is just wrong, or something...
please be gentle... (scared now...)
“Erm, Ray, I don’t think…”
“Fraser, did you or did you not just tell me you have NEVER made a prank call in your life?”
“Well, Ray, as I have explained before, my childhood living environments…”
“Fraser. Making prank calls is something all the kids do. It’s one of those rights whatsit stuff.”
“Rites of passage?”
“Yeah. And you my friend, skipped one of two passages of the chapter somewhere. And now is the time to fix it and I am the one to show you how.”
Ray opened his cellphone and dialled a random number.
ring… ring… ring… ring…
“Hello”
“Yes, I’m with the phone company that’s doing a check up on the phone lines around your area. So please don’t answer your phone for the next 30 minutes.”
After Ray finished the call, he grinned at Fraser.
“And we wait 5 minutes.”
Exactly 5 minutes later.
ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
Ray hung up, counted up to five pink elephants and redialled.
ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
This time, seven pink elephants.
ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
“H…hello?”
“Why are ya answering the phone when I just told ya not to?”
Ray closed his cell with a triumphant smile and shoved it at Fraser.
“Your turn, Fraser!”
my first time to post anything here.
and my first fic EVER...
so if something doesn't turn out right, or something is just wrong, or something...
please be gentle... (scared now...)
“Erm, Ray, I don’t think…”
“Fraser, did you or did you not just tell me you have NEVER made a prank call in your life?”
“Well, Ray, as I have explained before, my childhood living environments…”
“Fraser. Making prank calls is something all the kids do. It’s one of those rights whatsit stuff.”
“Rites of passage?”
“Yeah. And you my friend, skipped one of two passages of the chapter somewhere. And now is the time to fix it and I am the one to show you how.”
Ray opened his cellphone and dialled a random number.
ring… ring… ring… ring…
“Hello”
“Yes, I’m with the phone company that’s doing a check up on the phone lines around your area. So please don’t answer your phone for the next 30 minutes.”
After Ray finished the call, he grinned at Fraser.
“And we wait 5 minutes.”
Exactly 5 minutes later.
ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
Ray hung up, counted up to five pink elephants and redialled.
ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
This time, seven pink elephants.
ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…
“H…hello?”
“Why are ya answering the phone when I just told ya not to?”
Ray closed his cell with a triumphant smile and shoved it at Fraser.
“Your turn, Fraser!”