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[tikiaceae.livejournal.com]

ok...

my first time to post anything here.

and my first fic EVER...

so if something doesn't turn out right, or something is just wrong, or something...

please be gentle... (scared now...)


“Erm, Ray, I don’t think…”

“Fraser, did you or did you not just tell me you have NEVER made a prank call in your life?”

“Well, Ray, as I have explained before, my childhood living environments…”

“Fraser. Making prank calls is something all the kids do. It’s one of those rights whatsit stuff.”

“Rites of passage?”

“Yeah. And you my friend, skipped one of two passages of the chapter somewhere. And now is the time to fix it and I am the one to show you how.”

Ray opened his cellphone and dialled a random number.



ring… ring… ring… ring…


“Hello”

“Yes, I’m with the phone company that’s doing a check up on the phone lines around your area. So please don’t answer your phone for the next 30 minutes.”

After Ray finished the call, he grinned at Fraser.

“And we wait 5 minutes.”



Exactly 5 minutes later.

ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…


Ray hung up, counted up to five pink elephants and redialled.


ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…


This time, seven pink elephants.


ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring… ring…


“H…hello?”

“Why are ya answering the phone when I just told ya not to?”




Ray closed his cell with a triumphant smile and shoved it at Fraser.

“Your turn, Fraser!”

Comments

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Don't be scared...we won't hurt you!

Much....BWAHAHAHAHA....

Sorry. Bit wired. Going to see PG this afternoon.

Seriously, this was very sweet, and the voices were fabulous. I'm looking forward to more!

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

Giggling madly here - Fraser! Making prank calls! God, people would totally believe anything he said on the phone, too...

[doll-revolution.livejournal.com]

i went ot an antique store with my mother last weekend, and there was a section on old jars, and they actually had Prince Albert. in a can!! i about laughed myself sick.

anyway, the whole point of that sad story was that i loved yours, i thought it seemed very true, and it immediately made me think of other phone pranks.

so there.

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing the next scene is Fraser arresting Ray for some obscure statutory infraction involving phones. *G*

Welcome. Don't be scared. It's good to have new voices in DS. :)

[maubast.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Thanks for sharing! What a wicked little story. Cool.

[akite.livejournal.com]

LOL, cute. Thanks for posting, wikiberry.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

Cute! But I'm guessing the 'of' in -- “Yeah. And you my friend, skipped one of two passages of the chapter somewhere." is a typo, and I *really* want to know what the other rite of passage might have been . . . hmmmmmm? ;) Oooh, I have such a smut-infested mind!

[rubyrosered.livejournal.com]

LOL The idea of Fraser standing by through all this really makes me laugh. I'm just picturing him looking at the phone in complete horror as Ray tries to hand it over.