Holy god. I'm so glad you're writing DS. My god. SO much to love, it's note perfect, but if I had to choose a line for a sig--and I do!!--it's this:

"I do not--" He stumbled here, and cleared his throat carefully. Twice. "Love him even a little, and I think a nice postcard will cheer him up when I am back in the 'stupid', 'frosty' country of Canada."

Stupid. Frosty. Country. Ces falls at your feet!