ADMIN POST: The 'Can You Canoe?' Challenge

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

C...Come on over... A...Alone... N...Now. O--"Okay!"

E... Et cetera. Et cetera. Et cetera..

The Canoe Challenge.
This one comes from Kika, who is apparently an oddblobofagirl. She writes, "I once read of a Canadian journalist stating that someone is not truly Canadian until he/she/they can have sex in a canoe. So, canoe sex, canoe make-outs, canoe masturbation, canoes in Chicago, Canoes in the Territories. Canoes, canoes, canoes!" So why the hell not? Your mission, should you choose to accept it, it to write a story that--in some way, sexual or other--features a canoe.

It's Thursday by my watch. Stories are due by next Thursday at midnight.

Comments

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

As a Canadian, I have to step in here and object to our country's great Pierre Berton being referred to as a mere 'Canadian journalist'. :-)

He's written lots of great books about Canadian history, some of which like Klondike and Arctic Grail: The Search for the Northwest Passage would be of interest to dS viewers.

Getting off my soapbox to think of a challenge response. :-)

Canajan, eh?

[themoo37.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, Moo, too, is a Canuck. I'm glad Pierre Burton said "can have sex in a canoe" and not "has had . . . " Easier to make the claim, eh.

Now that this bit of wisdom has come to my attention I can just say "sure I could" and I don't have to go out and prove it at my age. The Moo is no spring chicken.

The Moo

Re: Canajan, eh?

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, but can you have sex between subway cars on the uptown A train without falling onto the third rail? That's the mark of a New Yorker.