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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

"Ray! This really isn't funny!"
"How was I supposed to know the key was going to break?! Have you *ever* heard of the key breaking?"
"Well, no..."
"Maybe I could saw through them..."
"Do you have a hacksaw?"
"Oh, yes, Ben, I keep a garage in my livingroom."
"Well, then, Ray, there's really no choice. We need to call a locksmith."
"Do we have to?!"
"Yes. But, first you're going to find me some pants and, second, we're going to come up with a perfectly reasonable, non-incriminating explanation as to why you handcuffed me to the bed.

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[dirty-diana.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Nice.