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ds_flashfiction"Ray! This really isn't funny!"
"How was I supposed to know the key was going to break?! Have you *ever* heard of the key breaking?"
"Well, no..."
"Maybe I could saw through them..."
"Do you have a hacksaw?"
"Oh, yes, Ben, I keep a garage in my livingroom."
"Well, then, Ray, there's really no choice. We need to call a locksmith."
"Do we have to?!"
"Yes. But, first you're going to find me some pants and, second, we're going to come up with a perfectly reasonable, non-incriminating explanation as to why you handcuffed me to the bed.
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Date: 2003-09-14 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-14 02:10 am (UTC)Damn that really is funny.
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Date: 2003-09-14 03:20 am (UTC)Beautiful!
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Date: 2003-09-14 03:21 am (UTC)Nice.
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Date: 2003-09-14 05:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-14 11:39 am (UTC)they don't need a good story
Date: 2003-09-14 12:22 pm (UTC)A very fun drabble indeed....
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Date: 2003-09-14 02:08 pm (UTC)Sometimes, humour comes in clichés and simplicity.
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Date: 2003-09-16 04:01 pm (UTC)That's so Ray. Cute.
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Date: 2003-09-16 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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