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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

"Ray! This really isn't funny!"
"How was I supposed to know the key was going to break?! Have you *ever* heard of the key breaking?"
"Well, no..."
"Maybe I could saw through them..."
"Do you have a hacksaw?"
"Oh, yes, Ben, I keep a garage in my livingroom."
"Well, then, Ray, there's really no choice. We need to call a locksmith."
"Do we have to?!"
"Yes. But, first you're going to find me some pants and, second, we're going to come up with a perfectly reasonable, non-incriminating explanation as to why you handcuffed me to the bed.

Comments

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

Yes. But, first you're going to find me some pants

Damn that really is funny.

[lmondegreen.livejournal.com]

Hee hee :-)
Beautiful!

[dirty-diana.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Nice.

[ozsaur.livejournal.com]

This is so funny! I bet every locksmith in the world has a I Had To Uncuff Someone From The Bed story. Poor Fraser!

[akite.livejournal.com]

::tries to laugh quietly; it's still early:: Good one.

they don't need a good story

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

...they just need a very discreet locksmith! :-)

A very fun drabble indeed....

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Woke up this morning to find my inbox stuffed with the nicest feedback imagineable for this little ditty. Thank y'all!

Sometimes, humour comes in clichés and simplicity.

[stinkybubbles.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes, Ben, I keep a garage in my livingroom."
That's so Ray. Cute.

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but all the credit goes to Paul Gross for the original "I left my garage in my other pants" line from MOTB". :-)

[wanderingsmith.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!