ADMIN POST: Curtainfic Challenge

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

This one comes to us from cmshaw, and I'm bumping it up the queue of challenges because it strikes me that we might want something fairly versatile this time around (masturbation being a pretty specific challenge.) (And please do continue to suggest challenges--no idea too weird!) (Most ideas not too weird, anyway.)

cmshaw says:

i'd love to see forty-odd tiny curtainfic stories. buying curtains, hanging curtains, climbing them, pulling them down, getting them all dirty -- curtains of hair, th-th-that's all folks curtains, iron curtain metaphors -- let's beat this hoary old cliche into the ground, shall we?

Heft your bats, guys, ok? It's Thursday by my watch--challenge responses due next Thursday before midnight.

Comments

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

ok, my mind just went to the scene in Gone with the Wind where Scarlett makes a dress out of her curtains.

Hm, wonder if Vecchio would ever get that desperate for a new suit.

[ajinamoto.livejournal.com]

ok, my mind just went to the scene in Gone with the Wind where Scarlett makes a dress out of her curtains.


And you just sent my mind to the sketch from the Carol Burnett show... Thank you! Great way to start the day.

"This ol' thing? I saw it in a window and just had to have it"

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha! I LOVE that sketch- in my family that's a classic. We quote it all the time.

::pictures Vecchio with Armani and a curtain rod::

Little challenge prompt:

[moxie-brown.livejournal.com]

I once read of a Canadian journalist stating that someone is not truly Canadian until he/she/they can have sex in a canoe. So, canoe sex, canoe make-outs, canoe masturbation, canoes in Chicago, Canoes in the Territories. Canoes, canoes, canoes!