ADMIN: Bad Sex challenge

[china_shop]

mergatrude requested a Bad Sex challenge:

There are many things about having sex which are awkward and uncomfortable, or even downright embarrassing. It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

To which I say: awesome! Embarrassment, clumsiness, self-consciousness or simply not being in the mood. How do the boys and girls of the 2-7 and the Consulate deal, when romance doesn't go according to plan?

It's November 30 -- stories are due by midnight, December 14, Chicago time.

Comments

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

Wait, "ribbons of come" is a good thing?

China, I think I've been doing the dirty bits in my stories wrong - they're all lacking ribbons of come! In fact, I scarcely have a thread of come anywhere! Ack!

[mikes-grrl.livejournal.com]

Damnit. I'm not supposed to be writing much dS fic. This is NOT helping in that regards.

*plods off to start plotting unexpected flashfic*

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I can write the deep-throat vomiting scene and the loud, juicy post-anal-sex farting scenes that Nos and Aka made me take out of my DS Match story?

*waits for the cries of OH, YES! WRITE THAT, PLEASE!*

*crickets*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Ah, the difficulties of manuevering tab a, slot b, and middle aged bodies c.

And that is when somebody falls off the bed and lands on the dog.

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything.