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[china_shop]

mergatrude requested a Bad Sex challenge:

There are many things about having sex which are awkward and uncomfortable, or even downright embarrassing. It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

To which I say: awesome! Embarrassment, clumsiness, self-consciousness or simply not being in the mood. How do the boys and girls of the 2-7 and the Consulate deal, when romance doesn't go according to plan?

It's November 30 -- stories are due by midnight, December 14, Chicago time.

Comments

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

Wait, "ribbons of come" is a good thing?

China, I think I've been doing the dirty bits in my stories wrong - they're all lacking ribbons of come! In fact, I scarcely have a thread of come anywhere! Ack!

[china_shop]

Oh hush, you! The badfic challenge will be coming (*koff*) up early next year. Save it for then. ;-)

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

♥ Good! Because I've got a "throbbing lovestick" euphemism and a "eyes as blue and flat as an azure swimming pool" simile that I've been dying to use. Yay for badfic! And yay for bad!sex!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

You beat me to that *lol*

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Heee!

[mikes-grrl.livejournal.com]

Damnit. I'm not supposed to be writing much dS fic. This is NOT helping in that regards.

*plods off to start plotting unexpected flashfic*

[china_shop]

Woooot! :-)

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Hoooray! \o/

Dude, I JUST read your F/K/V story (I'm really behind) but I thought that was fabulous. I can't wait for more from you!

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Does this mean I can write the deep-throat vomiting scene and the loud, juicy post-anal-sex farting scenes that Nos and Aka made me take out of my DS Match story?

*waits for the cries of OH, YES! WRITE THAT, PLEASE!*

*crickets*

[china_shop]

By all means! :-)

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the broken ankle! It was the loud "craaaaaack!" that really, uh, sealed the deal on the "bad sex" component of that story :-)

♥

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Ah, the difficulties of manuevering tab a, slot b, and middle aged bodies c.

And that is when somebody falls off the bed and lands on the dog.

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything.

[china_shop]

Exactly that! *encourages much writing of flashfic* :-)