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The Gauche in the Machine ([personal profile] china_shop) wrote in [community profile] ds_flashfiction2008-12-01 11:11 am
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ADMIN: Bad Sex challenge

[livejournal.com profile] mergatrude requested a Bad Sex challenge:
There are many things about having sex which are awkward and uncomfortable, or even downright embarrassing. It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

To which I say: awesome! Embarrassment, clumsiness, self-consciousness or simply not being in the mood. How do the boys and girls of the 2-7 and the Consulate deal, when romance doesn't go according to plan?

It's November 30 -- stories are due by midnight, December 14, Chicago time.
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[identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

Wait, "ribbons of come" is a good thing?

China, I think I've been doing the dirty bits in my stories wrong - they're all lacking ribbons of come! In fact, I scarcely have a thread of come anywhere! Ack!
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[personal profile] china_shop 2008-11-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hush, you! The badfic challenge will be coming (*koff*) up early next year. Save it for then. ;-)

[identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
♥ Good! Because I've got a "throbbing lovestick" euphemism and a "eyes as blue and flat as an azure swimming pool" simile that I've been dying to use. Yay for badfic! And yay for bad!sex!

[identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com 2008-11-30 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee!
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[identity profile] mikes-grrl.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Damnit. I'm not supposed to be writing much dS fic. This is NOT helping in that regards.

*plods off to start plotting unexpected flashfic*

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[personal profile] china_shop 2008-12-01 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Woooot! :-)

[identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hoooray! \o/

Dude, I JUST read your F/K/V story (I'm really behind) but I thought that was fabulous. I can't wait for more from you!

[identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Does this mean I can write the deep-throat vomiting scene and the loud, juicy post-anal-sex farting scenes that Nos and Aka made me take out of my DS Match story?

*waits for the cries of OH, YES! WRITE THAT, PLEASE!*

*crickets*
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[personal profile] china_shop 2008-12-01 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
By all means! :-)

[identity profile] nos4a2no9.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Don't forget the broken ankle! It was the loud "craaaaaack!" that really, uh, sealed the deal on the "bad sex" component of that story :-)

♥
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[identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, the difficulties of manuevering tab a, slot b, and middle aged bodies c.

And that is when somebody falls off the bed and lands on the dog.

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything.
china_shop: Dief with his paws against the wall (Dief against wall)

[personal profile] china_shop 2008-12-01 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly that! *encourages much writing of flashfic* :-)
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