While trying to think of an idea for this challenge, to place a character somewhere you wouldn't expect to see them, I started thinking about whose expectations we're dealing with, and how those expectations get created. Well, conventions, clichés, and the like breed expectations, and that thought bred this piece--in all its silliness. :)

Many thanks to eruthros for the beta help!

1550 words of G to NC-17 gen and F/K.

( Five Places They Were Never Supposed to Be )