ADMIN: Bad Sex challenge

[china_shop]

mergatrude requested a Bad Sex challenge:

There are many things about having sex which are awkward and uncomfortable, or even downright embarrassing. It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

To which I say: awesome! Embarrassment, clumsiness, self-consciousness or simply not being in the mood. How do the boys and girls of the 2-7 and the Consulate deal, when romance doesn't go according to plan?

It's November 30 -- stories are due by midnight, December 14, Chicago time.

Comments

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

Wait, "ribbons of come" is a good thing?

China, I think I've been doing the dirty bits in my stories wrong - they're all lacking ribbons of come! In fact, I scarcely have a thread of come anywhere! Ack!

[china_shop]

Oh hush, you! The badfic challenge will be coming (*koff*) up early next year. Save it for then. ;-)

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

♥ Good! Because I've got a "throbbing lovestick" euphemism and a "eyes as blue and flat as an azure swimming pool" simile that I've been dying to use. Yay for badfic! And yay for bad!sex!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

You beat me to that *lol*

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Heee!