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The Gauche in the Machine ([personal profile] china_shop) wrote in [community profile] ds_flashfiction2008-12-01 11:11 am

ADMIN: Bad Sex challenge

[livejournal.com profile] mergatrude requested a Bad Sex challenge:
There are many things about having sex which are awkward and uncomfortable, or even downright embarrassing. It's not always fireworks exploding, "ribbons of come blossoming between them" wonderful.

To which I say: awesome! Embarrassment, clumsiness, self-consciousness or simply not being in the mood. How do the boys and girls of the 2-7 and the Consulate deal, when romance doesn't go according to plan?

It's November 30 -- stories are due by midnight, December 14, Chicago time.
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[identity profile] norabombay.livejournal.com 2008-12-01 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, the difficulties of manuevering tab a, slot b, and middle aged bodies c.

And that is when somebody falls off the bed and lands on the dog.

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything.