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"Ray, we've been friends for a year now."
"Yes..."
"And, well, over the course of that year, we've developped... shall we say a *rapport*."
"Yes..."
"We've gone to dinner and movies and we've even had drinks--"
"Despondency is not a drink."
"Beverages, then."
"And your point?"
"Why do we have to play these games?"
"Huh?"
"So, ahem, would you like to have sex?"

A loud siren goes off in the background and Ray hits the pavement running.

Fraser turns to Dief who's trying to look like he hasn't been eavesdropping. "Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have taken lessons from Francesca."
axiom_of_stripe: DC Comics: Kory cries "X'Hal!" (One Thousand Cranes)

[personal profile] axiom_of_stripe 2003-06-10 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
bwahahahahahahaa! oh, that's great!
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[identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com 2003-06-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"So, ahem, would you like to have sex?"

And he *runs*? Man! *g*

Tres cute!
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[identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com 2003-06-15 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heee! I was on the road this past week and managed to miss a bunch of fics. Glad I got the chance to catch up.

This made me snort, which would have been okay if I hadn't been drinking diet coke at the time.

Meanwhile, I am totally amused by Ray taking issue with "Despondency" being "a drink." Very snarky and funny, Ray-boy.

[identity profile] viciouscats.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, this is cute! *giggles*

[identity profile] raven-polaris.livejournal.com 2007-05-17 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah, holy out of the blue feedback, Batman! LOL Thanks for commenting!