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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

"Ray, we've been friends for a year now."
"Yes..."
"And, well, over the course of that year, we've developped... shall we say a *rapport*."
"Yes..."
"We've gone to dinner and movies and we've even had drinks--"
"Despondency is not a drink."
"Beverages, then."
"And your point?"
"Why do we have to play these games?"
"Huh?"
"So, ahem, would you like to have sex?"

A loud siren goes off in the background and Ray hits the pavement running.

Fraser turns to Dief who's trying to look like he hasn't been eavesdropping. "Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have taken lessons from Francesca."

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[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Heee! I was on the road this past week and managed to miss a bunch of fics. Glad I got the chance to catch up.

This made me snort, which would have been okay if I hadn't been drinking diet coke at the time.

Meanwhile, I am totally amused by Ray taking issue with "Despondency" being "a drink." Very snarky and funny, Ray-boy.