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"Ray, we've been friends for a year now."
"Yes..."
"And, well, over the course of that year, we've developped... shall we say a *rapport*."
"Yes..."
"We've gone to dinner and movies and we've even had drinks--"
"Despondency is not a drink."
"Beverages, then."
"And your point?"
"Why do we have to play these games?"
"Huh?"
"So, ahem, would you like to have sex?"

A loud siren goes off in the background and Ray hits the pavement running.

Fraser turns to Dief who's trying to look like he hasn't been eavesdropping. "Okay, so maybe I shouldn't have taken lessons from Francesca."