This one comes to us from
cmshaw, and I'm bumping it up the queue of challenges because it strikes me that we might want something fairly versatile this time around (masturbation being a pretty specific challenge.) (And please do continue to suggest challenges--no idea too weird!) (Most ideas not too weird, anyway.)
cmshaw says:
i'd love to see forty-odd tiny curtainfic stories. buying curtains, hanging curtains, climbing them, pulling them down, getting them all dirty -- curtains of hair, th-th-that's all folks curtains, iron curtain metaphors -- let's beat this hoary old cliche into the ground, shall we?
Heft your bats, guys, ok? It's Thursday by my watch--challenge responses due next Thursday before midnight.