100 words of Catholic guilt

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

for Ray Vecchio, since he hasn't gotten much action this week. *g*


I have to stop this. Standing in the shower and jerking off while I think about my Mountie partner. Thinking about that little lip lick thing, and those damn sexy forearms sticking out of that blue sweater with the sleeves pushed up and that gorgeous ass in those tight jeans.

I really gotta wonder how much of a sin it is. I mean, I’m not just having lustful thoughts; I’m spilling my seed and the lustful thoughts are about a guy. So when you pile up the sins, is it an exponential increase or do I get a bulk discount?

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[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

So when you pile up the sins, is it an exponential increase or do I get a bulk discount?

Okay, you earned your money with this, for me--I'm still smiling. What a Catholic question. *g* There's something about Catholicism that asks you to comput your sins in exactly this way. Well observed!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I'm not remotely Catholic, but I can just imagine Ray having this internal monologue. Of course, it doesn't stop him from doing it.... :D
Good for you for taking care of our favorite Italian. Or was that him taking care of himself?

[laurakaye.livejournal.com]

Hah! That's fantastic.

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

thank you!!! And would you believe I'm not even Catholic? I just have a well instilled sense of guilt. *g*

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

well, you know...God helps those who help themselves, right? ;o) I do have a soft spot for Vecchio.
In my mind at the moment, Francesca is outside the bathroom door, yelling "Ray, Benton's here to see you!" as Ray shoots off on the shower wall. I'm evil...*g*

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

merci beaucoup!

[akite.livejournal.com]

I'm not remotely Catholic, but I vote for the bulk discount. ::g:: Good one, Jen.

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

well, I've already started to expand this into a longer story and Fraser and Ray are currently in the bathroom at the Vecchio house and Benny's turning on the charm. Mmmmm...Alpha!Fraser!

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

Well done!

Actually, I assumed it wasn't the Catholic thing but the Vecchio thing that made him wonder about the discount. RayV always had an eye out for the bargains. *G* But who wouldn't take their chances with eternal damnation when Fraser was right there?

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

thanks!!

To be honest, I hadn't realized it was a particularly Catholic thing, either. I could just see RayV trying to work an angle *g*.
And Fraser is currently debating with Ray about whether Ray truly believes it's a sin or if Ray's just using the cover of religion to hide because he's scared. This is really strange for me because I've never written a sexually aggressive Fraser without the added umph of werewolf power to take his masks down....