I am fascinated and slightly horrified, as my brain skitter-scatters back and forth between reading this as a cooking recipie, a plot outline, and a caniibalistic feast. Score the Kowalski's flesh and rub the dried hope into the incisions is just creepy. It puts the lotion in the basket!
Using pliers, a crowbar or a blunt-headed axe, remove the Fraser from its shell. This is the tricky part. Yes indeed, it certainly is!
Cream the Kowalski's pants, and serve. *snickers*
And the ingredients themselves are a delight to read, because you evoke so much with those tiny little descriptions.
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Date: 2007-10-16 06:46 am (UTC)Using pliers, a crowbar or a blunt-headed axe, remove the Fraser from its shell. This is the tricky part. Yes indeed, it certainly is!
Cream the Kowalski's pants, and serve. *snickers*
And the ingredients themselves are a delight to read, because you evoke so much with those tiny little descriptions.