Do you mind if I post it now with *my* name attached?
Snerk! Now, careful, Beth -- do you *really* want to do that? Because I'd get revenge, oh yes. I'd write a story that featured a blonde cop named Stan, whose accent is so thick it reads like a speech impediment, and whose every other word is "I suck." And he could be into self-mutilation! And... and.. a vampire! And an alcoholic!
I'd write it with bad grammar and everything. And whose name do you suppose I'd put on that sucker, hmm?
And now that I've done my evil deed for the day, I must return to writing about gay pirates. *g*
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Date: 2003-07-13 03:16 pm (UTC)Snerk! Now, careful, Beth -- do you *really* want to do that? Because I'd get revenge, oh yes. I'd write a story that featured a blonde cop named Stan, whose accent is so thick it reads like a speech impediment, and whose every other word is "I suck." And he could be into self-mutilation! And... and.. a vampire! And an alcoholic!
I'd write it with bad grammar and everything. And whose name do you suppose I'd put on that sucker, hmm?
And now that I've done my evil deed for the day, I must return to writing about gay pirates. *g*