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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Not a new story, but it fit this challenge perfectly. 323 words of pure smut.



Fraser picked up the book and turned to a page at random. His eyes lit up. "Oh this one!"

Ray raised his torso, leaning on an elbow. "What is it?" He took a look at the page Fraser had found, his eyes going wide. "No way!"

"Come on, Ray! I thought you said you tried everything at least once!"

"But I'm not a contortionist!" Fraser slowly slithered down Ray's lithe, naked body, engulfing his lover's semi-erect shaft when he got low enough. "Dammit, don't do that!"

"Do -at?" Fraser asked, in between sucks.

"You know I can't--ah! Okay! I give in!" Fraser let go of Ray's cock in order to answer. "You do?"

"Yes!"

Fraser picked up the book again. "It doesn't look *that* hard! Just put your legs like that. Then I put my legs--oh, dear, that's harder than I thought!"

"That's what I said. Drop the book, willya? It'll make things easier!" Fraser grunted as he rearranged his legs. "We're almost there! The next step is for you to--"

"Do this?" Ray asked, his cock slipping easily into his lover.

"Oh, yes! Yes!" he repeated as Ray gave a little thrust. Fraser fumbled for the book again.


"Now, if I could just do--" Ray screeched as Fraser slid into him.

"Warning next time! Oh, yeah, like that again!" he exclaimed, wiggling his hips.

"But you're out of me, now!"

"Oh cares?"

"I do!" Fraser pulled his cock out of Ray's ass.

"Whadya do that for?!"

"This isn't working!"

"Of course it isn't working! We're cops, not contortionists! I don't know how you got the hair brained idea into your skull that we could actually do double penetration!"

"It looked like fun," Fraser pouted.

Ray gathered Fraser to him. "Hey, don't be like that!" He grabbed the manual. "Look! The 'doggy style hard pound' looks like fun, too!"

Fraser perked up. "Let me look at that book again!"

Comments

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

one word of advice - do not read this story while eating pizza. i damn near choked! really great, and i can so see fraser doing this!

[akite.livejournal.com]

::snort:: That was cute. Made me laugh.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Ya know, this is funny enough to be in an actual episode, if it weren't for the, ah, you know.

[ozsaur.livejournal.com]

We're cops, not contortionists!

I almost fell off the chair laughing! I also like how Ray distracts Fraser with the doggy style hard pound. So funny!

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'd like to thank everyone for their kind feedback.

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! :) Thank you for making me smile!

[raven-polaris.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the feedback!