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ds_flashfictionMy first try at writing Due South. Just a short little thing at 187 words.
"I'm so going to bust her ass."
"That would be unfair, Ray. She was merely doing her job."
"Her job was to tie you up and leave you half naked attached to a pole?"
"Well, yes, I believe it was, Ray. She seems to work in the adult entertainment business."
"Oh, does she now."
"Yes Ray. I tried to tell her that I was not a client but an officer of the law here to question her about the murder of her roommate, but she seemed to not want me to speak."
"So you didn't."
"Well, no Ray. It would be impolite to go against a lady's wishes. It took me longer than expected to get my point across using only sign language and body movements."
"Your hands are locked to a pole, Fraser."
"Yes, that was part of the delay. After she finally ascertained what I was trying to tell her, she left rather abruptly. I do believe she forgot to unlock me."
"Would you like me to go find the keys?"
"That would be much appreciated, Ray, thank you kindly."
"Only you Fraser, only you."
"I'm so going to bust her ass."
"That would be unfair, Ray. She was merely doing her job."
"Her job was to tie you up and leave you half naked attached to a pole?"
"Well, yes, I believe it was, Ray. She seems to work in the adult entertainment business."
"Oh, does she now."
"Yes Ray. I tried to tell her that I was not a client but an officer of the law here to question her about the murder of her roommate, but she seemed to not want me to speak."
"So you didn't."
"Well, no Ray. It would be impolite to go against a lady's wishes. It took me longer than expected to get my point across using only sign language and body movements."
"Your hands are locked to a pole, Fraser."
"Yes, that was part of the delay. After she finally ascertained what I was trying to tell her, she left rather abruptly. I do believe she forgot to unlock me."
"Would you like me to go find the keys?"
"That would be much appreciated, Ray, thank you kindly."
"Only you Fraser, only you."
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Date: 2003-09-14 04:55 pm (UTC)Ah, yes, only Fraser :-) This was great!
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Date: 2003-09-14 05:08 pm (UTC)And what a good try it is! ::applauds:: I'm trying to picture it now. Just how did he convey that information? LOL Only Fraser, for sure.
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Date: 2003-09-14 05:57 pm (UTC)And thank you!
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Date: 2003-09-14 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-14 05:57 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2003-09-14 08:07 pm (UTC)"Well, yes, I believe it was, Ray. She seems to work in the adult entertainment business."
This dialogue could have come right out of the show. Funny as hell! Welcome to the madness. :D
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Date: 2003-09-14 09:02 pm (UTC)And I love your icon. *g*
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Date: 2003-09-15 12:06 am (UTC)Very nice, hon!
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Date: 2003-09-15 12:42 am (UTC)fraser. handcuffed. to. the. pole...
half naked...
what can i say? i am a simple minded girl!
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Date: 2003-09-15 01:59 pm (UTC)And thanks!
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